Ahhh, the gym – a place where you see it all, and I do mean IT ALL. I’ve seen some strange things there my friends.
After today I decided to come up with my own list of rules for the gym. I think it would be a much more pleasant experience for all if we could abide by these.
1. If you are over the age of 60, please do not make excessively loud gasps or sharp intakes of breath. It causes those around you to worry you are having a heart attack.
2. Grunts are to be expected when lifting weights, especially when doing the bench press. But moaning is a totally different sound. Please save that for the bedroom.
3. If you’re going to walk around naked, please be sure to put a towel down before you sit anywhere. I feel like I need to walk around with a box of Clorox wipes sometimes.
4. If you sweat profusely while you work out, so much that you drip all over the machine, please wipe it down when you are through. Seriously.
5. Deodorant. Enough said.
What would you add? I know I left things out.